I know the average female lead in a Disney movie has an intelligence equaling that of a department store mannequin, but they've outdone themselves with Maleficent.
Princess Aurora meets Maleficent in the woods and says, "I know who you are. You're my Fairy Godmother."
Really, honey? What it gave it away? The black dress? The black wings? Or the black horns SPROUTING OUT OF HER HEAD?!