I know the average female lead in a Disney movie has an intelligence equaling that of a department store mannequin, but they've outdone themselves with Maleficent.
Princess Aurora meets Maleficent in the woods and says, "I know who you are. You're my Fairy Godmother."
*blink blink*
Really, honey? What it gave it away? The black dress? The black wings? Or the black horns SPROUTING OUT OF HER HEAD?!

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