An employee came into the office today and was talking to me. After a few minutes, she said, "Did you color your hair?"
And I said, "No".
She said, "Then why is it darker in the front than it is in the back?"
I said, "Because that's the way I colored it...SIX MONTHS AGO."
She said, "I don't know. I don't look at your hair."
Yes, because it's sooooooooooooo cleverly hidden on TOP OF MY HEAD.