So I went to Lowe's this morning (aka The Scariest Place on Earth) and bought this handy dandy little toy...........
My husband feeds the birds, and while he does get peanuts for the squirrels, the blue jays have a tendency to swipe them. I haven't seen many squirrels in the yard lately--we used to have tons of them--so I figured this squirrel KOB bungee feeder might lure them back. You know, it's the milkshake that brings all the squirrels to my yard...so to speak.
I was reading the instructions and at the end it says "add a dab of peanut butter to entice feeding".
Squirrels are so damn lackadaisical about feeding that I now have to "entice" them to eat?!
I just made a special trip to The Scariest Place on Earth (ON FREAKING FATHER'S DAY where were grown men drooling over grills right out in front of the damn store!) and shelled out $15 to buy YOU squirrels a bungee, another big hunk of corn mix and a bag of corn cobs but nooooooooooooooooo, that's not good enough for you. I now have to freaking BEG you to eat my food!
Fuck that shit, squirrels!
Raccoons, allow me to introduce you to my raccoon KOB bungee and corn cob cake feeder mix....