Wednesday, December 26, 2012

ahhhhh the joys of parenting....

Now that another Christmas has come to pass, I find myself pondering the mysteries of life. More specifically, how long into the holiday season did one of my beloved offspring change the letters on my BIG PICTURE WINDOW THAT FACES THE STREET from "Let It Snow!" to "Le Tits Now!" ??!!


6 comments:

BRUNO said...

"Ohh, NOW I see!" exclaimed the blind man, after stepping in the massive-pile of fresh, steamy elephant shit. "It's all perfectly-clear to me, now!"

Took me 5 minutes---but ah' finally figgered it out.

Damned-nor'easterner ax-sent or your'n...!☺

*Goddess* said...

FIVE MINUTES?! Tits. What's to figure out?!

*Goddess* said...

Ooooh wait. It was the "big picture window" that you had issues with, right? Lord, I hope it wasn't the tits...LOL!

I have big, tall double paned windows in my living room and we've always called them "picture windows". The blame goes all the way back to my great great grandparents, I'm sure...lol

BRUNO said...

But I wuz a-thainkin' thet TITS wuz in a SEPARATE-line BELOW "Let It Show"---an' mebbe deys' jus' chainged-d' "N" of SNOW to uhn-"aich".


How-ye lak' ma'-gift uv-SNOE ahm a-sendin' yore weigh?

Ah'v haid-'nuff uv et---YO'-tern...!!!☺☺☺

BRUNO said...

And, what's REALLY-weird is: We-alls' call-'em BAY-windows, 'round-heah...!

*Goddess* said...

We refer to the windows that are three paned and recessed in the middle as 'bay windows'. These are just big windows...they're like 96" by 63". And a pisser to buy curtains for!