Friday, August 31, 2012

curses! foiled again!!!

I saw a sign on a shop door that read, "Win a FREE RIDE in a police car!" and I was like, "OMG! I wonder where I register for that?! It sounds so cool!"

Then my eyes dropped down to the next line that read, "Shoplift in this store and that's exactly what you'll get..."

DAMN IT!

3 comments:

BRUNO said...

It'd only be worth it, IF they let you play with the siren....!☺

*Goddess* said...

OR their nightstick....

BRUNO said...

This IS true. As a matter of fact, I think they are, indeed, made of somewhat-flexible "hawd-rubba", instead of the ol' "tree-knot special". Even got a handle on 'em 'bout halfway-up, so's your hand won't slip "in the heat of the moment"!☺

Once made 'em out of aluminum, too---but I guess that didn't have enough skull-cracking heft...