Monday, July 30, 2012

have you ever

woken up and had a song running through your head?

For the last few days, I've been waking up to the Bel Biv Devoe song, "That girl is poooooison" running through my head.

Nooooo idea what my subconscious is trying to tell me.

Thursday, July 26, 2012


I can't believe my sweetie Chad Everett aka Dr. Joe Gannon is dead! Hell, I can't believe he was SEVENTY FIVE! Thank goodness, I've ceased to age.

That man reeked of HANDSOME. Schure he made some hella ignorant statements about his wife, but he was GORGEOUS and GORGEOUS makes it soooo much easier to overlook a man's blatant stupidity.

Sigh. Farewell, Dr. Gannon, farewell!

Sunday, July 08, 2012


LOVE how the press is all over Jessica Simpson because she hasn't lost that weight three seconds after she gave birth BUT they described her daughter in new pictures as being "deliciously chubby cheeked."

Sad thing is in about ten years they'll be all over the kid for her weight.

time to restock the ammo!

I love how the gub'ment "watches out for us". Pffft.

Have you heard about this Federal Regulation D that 'limits certain withdrawals and tranfers" from your savings account, and limits you to six transfers a month without you being present?

If you have money in your savings, for instance, and you're on vacation somewhere and your checking is overdrawn and you've used your six online transfers for the month, guess what? You're sucking up that insufficient funds fee, baby, thanks to the Federal Reserve who wants the banks to make sure they 'maintain adequate reserves for the funds they have on hand.' If that doesn't sound like political double talk I don't know what does.

So basically I can't even shift MY OWN MONEY from one account to another.

Welcome to America. Home of the brave. Land of the FREE.

Ironic thing is, had the government  done what they're making the banks do--adequate reserves blah blah-- we wouldn't have to worry that Federal Reserve is belly up and deep in denial trying to cover their asses.

Now here's the part that gets me, you can go to an ATM or do the seventh transfer in person or via mail but you canNOT do it online.

from the tweets of Roland Hedley...

"My tweets are like my children: hard to choose favorite because don't like any of them. Admit I'm a perfectionist."

"Gorgeous day. So easy 2 forget how many people hurting in this economy. Thought it would be harder."

"My youngest said something really cute last night. Can't recall exact wording but it was classic. You'd laugh."

Sunday, July 01, 2012

Just lika Mama Domino used to makea!

Jim Gaffigan: "Have you seen Domino's Pasta Bread Bowls? It's a bread bowl, filled with pasta, covered with cheese. The only ingredient missing? A suicide note."