Friday, June 22, 2012

ok ladies let's work on that corkscrew motion!

Here's a Cosmo article on inane sex 'tricks' you hope you'll never be desperate enough to want to try....

This is one of my GRIPES:
I HATE it when they talk about taking food into the bedroom because the author is right--it's a sticky mess. And I won't even talk about how disgusting it is to get body hair in honey or chocolate or anything else edible!

“Take a few of your favorite erotically appealing flavor combinations, like peanut butter and honey or whipped cream and chocolate sauce, and mix up yummy treats all over his body."
There's a variation on this mainstay of the Cosmo canon in almost every issue. Successfully incorporating food into sex — based on my life experiences and casual surveys — is not a real thing. It’s sticky, wrecks the sheets, and, if done frequently, will give you Type II diabetes. Here, it’s made more grotesque than usual by context: on the previous page, they advocate turning off the AC because a made-up-sounding chemical in your sweat boosts arousal.

5 comments:

BRUNO said...

Sure is a lot goin' on in the kitchen, for todays' "modern" woman!

Hell, just bake the poor-bastard a cake, already......!

BRUNO said...

Hell, just bake 'im some of those "secret-ingredient"-brownies we've discussed in the past, while you're down-there cookin' already.....

*Goddess* said...

I prefer not to mix food and sex...thank you very much! I just don't get the appeal.

BRUNO said...

(Damn, I hate "d-double"-postings! Sorry!☺)

So, you prefer not to mix food and sex? Are we forgetting the "Adam & Eve"-parable?

"YOUR-SIDE" brought the damned-apple to the fight, y' know...☺!

*Goddess* said...

Because she knew the way to a man was through his stomach! (I always thought it was another way but hey she didn't have much to go on back then;)