that every time i drag my ass out of bed on a saturday morning and go to the grocery store in a baggy sweatshirt, equally baggy jeans and beat up sneakers, i am sandwiched in between two women who look like they're headed for the Beautiful Women Hall of Fame with their tight jeans, hooker heels and two inch red nails?! Not to mention their three feet of hair and perfectly made up faces!!!
GIVE ME A FREAKING BREAK, UNIVERSE!!
It's the GROCERY store.
Next time I expect the people in front and back of me to be fat, with no teeth and back braces!!!