Saturday, March 03, 2012

you're stalking WHO now?!!!!

Ok, here's words I never in my wildest dreams thought I'd read in the same sentence," Bill Nye, Science Guy...ex-gf.....stalker" I mean COME ON already! (And the words "Bill Nye...love of my life" were a bit disorienting as well.

I have to admit, I've never had the slightest desire to stalk anyone whose name was followed by the words, 'science guy'. Doesn't exactly inspire visions of torrid passion in me, ya know?  I also don't know any grown man who would relish the words "science guy" after his name....

This chick poured herbicide on his rose bushes?! Give me a break. That's a stalker with no imagination whatsoever. Years ago when I stalked Mike South I broke into his house and wore his underwear every time he went out of town. And then I wrote all about it for his website. Now THAT'S a crazy assed stalker! Poisoned rose bushes my butt. I missed my calling. I should have given classes in the proper way to stalk a man!

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