I was at work today in the middle of a phone call when my gf texted "OMG! OMG! EMERGENCY!! CALL ME IMMEDIATELY!!"
Naturally I rushed our customer to find out what happened. When she answered the phone she all but yelled, "OMG! DAVY JONES IS DEAD!!"
I said, "Look. You're almost 50 years old. It was never going to happen between you and Davy anyway. This is not like the time I was 15 and engaged to both David Cassidy AND Bobby Sherman and they fought over me so much I got bored and broke up with both of them! Your are DELUSIONAL. Set your sights on somebody attainable like Der Hasselhoff and stop with the pipe dreams!"
BTW, ironically I always like Michael Nesmith while most chicks grooved on Davy Jones. And guess who became the gajillionaire? That's right...Michael Nesmith.
Life Lesson #2578.5: The nerdy, shy guy will ALWAYS become the rich one!
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I feel *almost* bad that my reaction to the radio station going on and on about it was "SHUT UP... the dude was old. So he's deaad. Play some damn tune-age".
I'm mean like that.
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