Wednesday, April 07, 2010

dirty joke o' the day

Q. What should you get for the girl who has everything?

A. Penicillin

Bonus Joke!

Q. What do you call a masturbating bull?

A. Beef Stroganoff

2 comments:

BRUNO said...

Aww, c'mon!!! Where's the old standby of "Baloney/Tubesteak"?

Or Vienna Sausages, as "Monkey-Dicks"?

Let alone the Fried Pork Rinds as being "Foreskins From The Local Jewish Hospital"???

BBC said...

Q. What should you get for the girl who has everything?

Why in the hell would I get her anything?