Saturday, March 13, 2010

Noooooooo! I need all the sleep I can get!

Although this rabbit seems bitter and confused, trust me when I tell you, tonight it's time to "Spring Forward" and set the clocks ahead one hour.

I'd love to shove my foot up Bush's ass for messing with my sleep!


Meadowlark said...

George Bush invented "spring forward"? I thought he invented global warming!

And now... in a reconciliatory move by the Obama administration,
the President has asked the U. S. Board on Geographical Names to name the fault line beneath Haiti after the 43rd President of the United States, George W. Bush.

This particular fracture in the tectonic plate will henceforth be called "Bush's Fault."

That cracks me up every time. And btw I hate both parties equally so nobody jump on me.

*Goddess* said...

I didn't say Bush "invented" spring forward.

Bush was responsible for CHANGING the hours later in the fall and earlier in the spring. THUS, fugging with my sleep and making me cranky. See? It's happening already.
Supposedly it was to SAVE on fuel consumption and energy costs, but it only served to INCREASE fuel usage because people ended up driving more because of more daylight hours.

BRUNO said...

I actually would LOVE to hear your explanation as to WHY your foot is stuck in Bush's-ass, while you're waiting in the ER to have it EXTRACTED! Or, did you plan on walkin' around for a week or two, hopin' he'd just fall-off after a while?☺☺☺!

Might wanna GREASE-it, first---especially around the ankle...!

BBC said...

It's all bullshit, move it forward one half hour this year and then drop it for once and for all.

*Goddess* said...

No explanation necessary, Bruno. By the time they remove those millions of other feet and boots, they won't care about my reason:)

Meadowlark said...

@BBC -
I swear I'm not an idiot, but honestly, I'd never thought of that!!!!! That idea is BRILLIANT!!!!

Which is the main reason it won't happen under ANY administration. :(

*Goddess* said...

I say move it BACK one FULL hour then drop it once and for all:)

*Goddess* said...

Arizona and Hawaii don't observe DST at all...why do the rest of us? Dumb I tells ya!