I'd like to think it's because he loves me and is attentive to my every need. Awwwww. That's sweet.
However.......I really think it's because I "might have" "accidentally" flipped out yesterday and screamed, "IF I DON'T GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE SOON, FOR SOME REASON OTHER THAN WORK, I'M GOING TO KILL PEOPLE!!!"
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Or, it could be for some other unrelated reason, such as perhaps YOUR-payday?
(Hell, it works for ME! And all I ever demand is a damned-cheeseburger & fries...!)
You were NOT supposed to pick up on the fact that he was taking me on payday!!
It's LOVE I tells ya!
HA! (snort!)
Yeah, it's ALWAYS that LOVE-shit, ain't it? Play the ol' LOVE-card on 'im!
Hmmph! I'm married, so I already KNOW it ain't LOVE---it's a CONTRACTUAL-REQUIREMENT...!
Nah, I don't usually play the love card. I usually play the "OR ELSE!" card..lol
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