Monday, March 15, 2010

dirty joke o' the day

Q. Why did the college boy keep pouring shots of booze on his hand?

A. He was trying to get his date drunk

LOL! Ok, now THAT was funny:)


And a bonus joke:

Q. What is the difference between love and herpes?

A: Love might not last forever

1 comment:

BRUNO said...

Let's go with Joke #1.

And, BTW---her name is JILL...!☺

(I can't help it! I just LOVE ending a wise-crack with those goofy-little ☺'s!)

☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻(don't wanna be prejudiced, here!)

♪♫"And if you can't be, with the one you love, honey, LOVE THE ONE YA' WITH...!"♪♫