It's bad enough that Kristie Alley is trying another time to make money off of being fat with her reality show about losing weight (again), now Carnie Wilson is stepping into the fray with HER reality show about losing weight (again), "Unstapled".
Forget it, Carnie. You garnered your attention when you made a huge deal out of your weight loss operation. Then you garnered attention using your weight when you were on Celebrity Fit Club. You don't get a third chance, sister. Wilson also wrote TWO autobiographies because everybody gets preachy after they lose weight. If only we had a quarter for every, "if I can do it, you can do it" uttered by a newly thin celeb.
Listen up, celebs: you only have TWO CHANCES to make money off of your fat: when you gain it and when you lose it. You can't keep gaining and losing and gaining and losing. Once you've gone on your "look at me in a bikini" tour and then gain weight, you become a fat schlub just like the rest of us, struggling to keep that weight off. You have nothing to teach us because you haven't learned the lessons yourself. You've lost us after the first "OMG! I can't believe how thin I am! I'll NEVER regain this weight because 'nothing tastes as good as thin feels'!" Yes, Oprah, I'm talking to YOU and your utter bullshit. So, celebs, if you lose weight, do yourself a favor and just shut up about it. Don't plaster yourself on the cover of Self Magazine, don't come out with your own line of weight loss products, and for God sakes, don't write a weight loss book. These things will only come back to haunt you the next time you're consoling yourself with a box of Twinkies.