Tuesday, December 29, 2009


A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"
The clerk said, "What denomination?"
The blonde says, "God help us, has it come to this? Give me 22 Catholic,
12 Presbyterian, 10 Luthern and 6 Baptists."


BRUNO said...

Is she gonna use ATHEIST-themed return-address labels, then? You know, just to even things out in the end...???

BRUNO said...


That must be the Redneck-Synod version of the LUTHERAN-faith...!

Shrinky said...

She didn't tell him to go to hell?

*Goddess* said...

Well I'm sorry, Bruno, but they don't have spil chicker on Word Pad!

Ooooooooooooooooooooo, wait.....they do......sigh.

BRUNO said...

Oooh, SHRINKY up-staged me!

My Dad was Lutheran. American Synod.

Mom was Baptist. SOUTHERN-Baptist.

There was ne'er a dull-moment on Sundays, or Wednesday-nights, to say the least!

Me? I just checked "all of the above", in the Christian-column...!