A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"
The clerk said, "What denomination?"
The blonde says, "God help us, has it come to this? Give me 22 Catholic,
12 Presbyterian, 10 Luthern and 6 Baptists."
5 comments:
Is she gonna use ATHEIST-themed return-address labels, then? You know, just to even things out in the end...???
LUTHERN.
That must be the Redneck-Synod version of the LUTHERAN-faith...!
She didn't tell him to go to hell?
Well I'm sorry, Bruno, but they don't have spil chicker on Word Pad!
Ooooooooooooooooooooo, wait.....they do......sigh.
Oooh, SHRINKY up-staged me!
My Dad was Lutheran. American Synod.
Mom was Baptist. SOUTHERN-Baptist.
There was ne'er a dull-moment on Sundays, or Wednesday-nights, to say the least!
Me? I just checked "all of the above", in the Christian-column...!
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