Sunday, October 18, 2009
trick or treat, smell my feet and give me something good to eat
The male offspring were discussing this year's Halloween costumes. Even though half of them are too old to trick or treat, that doesn't stop them from dressing up and trying to exhort candy from senior citizens too weak or blind to defend themselves.
Male Offspring #5 said he was going to go as Male Offspring #6. I'm like, "Why in the WORLD would you go as your brother?"
And Male Offspring #5 said, "Mom! Identity theft is all the rage!"
This year I'm going trick or treating as a mother of several kids, who is prone to fits of depression and anger and hopelessness and who drinks. Excessively. And is not above smoking some maryjuauna. You know, I'll go as myself, a drama queen.