When I left for work last night, I turned on the high beams in my car, and there on the hillside in front of me was my one males cat taking a poop. That's bad enough, but while he was taking his poop, my other male cat was sniffing all around his butthole. And this is the same male cat who was trying to sniff the dog's butthole when she was taking a poo. I'm beginning to think he has a shit fetish.
On another cat note, I was getting out of the car this morning and a woman walked by the house and asked me if I had seen her cat. She was offering a $100 reward. I asked her to describe the cat, and she said, "He's orange."
Well, that narrows it down.....to about a million cats.