Tuesday, September 01, 2009

porn in the u.s.a.

Mr. G and I were in bed spending 'quality time'. (That's what it's called when you talk instead of sexing it up.) We were discussing a story we'd read in the local paper about all the cuts that are being made at the city library.

The idiots in Harrisburg still haven't come up with a budget --but give them time, they're only about eight or nine months late--and it's starting to impact just about every government program on the books, including child day care centers and senior citizen programs.

The library decided to park the Bookmobile and I was telling Mr. G how we used to love the Bookmobile when we were kids. My parents only had one car and with a big family, there was no way my mother was going to take precious time away from cleaning house to schlep us kids to the library anyway.

So the Bookmobile would come to the local Acme parking lot and we'd walk down and get a nice bag of books to keep us occupied for two weeks until it came back again.

I was telling Mr. G all of this and he seemed to be interested in everything I was saying. Suddenly he looked at me and said, "Huh. I wonder why nobody ever came up with a 'Pornmobile'?"

Thus proving that men only think about two things: sex and when they're going to get sex.

3 comments:

BRUNO said...

Why, let's go one further: A Whoremobile!

Hell yeah, why not? Just get an old worn-out step-van from one of those 'tater-chip delivery route places, add a couple of "jump-seats" in the back for your "inventory" to sit on, an' let 'em get signed-out for a hunnert-bucks each! Any returned damage deposits could be dealt with by the "head-pimp". Figger no more than 3 or 4 whores to start with---you know, keep the initial overhead LOW, to maximize profits!

But Mr. G will hafta get a CDL-certification, if he doesn't already have it, 'cause we'd both be drivin' for hire!

And you said all we think about is SEX! We think about MONEY to be made, too....!!!

*Goddess* said...

And what will Mrs. B and I be doing while you two are out traveling the country? Besides working out so we can kick your ass I mean..

BRUNO said...

Oh, I flat forgot all about that! Well, it's really quite simple! You can both stay at home, and send us your checks, for bail-bond money when we get "stung"!

As the old saying goes:"Behind every successful MAN, is a good WOMAN!"

Just like buyin' a new jock-strap---"We need YOUR support!"