Wednesday, September 30, 2009

it's bad enough when there's "P" in the "OOL"....

YUCK! There ain't enough chlorine in the WORLD...
Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool

A Florida man is facing charges after authorities said he was naked and covered in feces when he broke into a resident's backyard and jumped into the pool. A Martin County Sheriff's Office report shows 21-year-old Robert Stark Higgins was charged with burglary to an occupied dwelling, disorderly conduct and misdemeanor theft.

The resident told deputies he heard Higgins crash through the screen of his pool and take a splash Saturday night. Authorities said Higgins took a towel and fled. Deputies used a K-9 to track Higgins to a home. Higgins told deputies he had been drinking.

He was being held at the Martin County Jail on $10,500 bail. Jail officials said he did not immediately have an attorney.


1 comment:

BRUNO said...

Enough to go THROUGH the screen???

Well---maybe after beer, pickled eggs, and a bag of burritos...???

"Higgins told deputies he had been drinking."


Well, in this case: "YES---SHIT!!!"