The other day my husband and I were in a randy mood and decided to make whoopee. Now I've always used a small pillow under the small of my back/butt and for some reason, I thought if I folded it to raise my butt even higher the penetration would be FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC.
I didn't mention this 'surprise' to my husband because I know how he hates change of ANY KIND. Hell, I can't even TALK about moving the couch without him getting all stressed out.
What I didn't realize though is that because we're almost the same height, raising my body put me above my husband when he's on his knees. He took about four stabs at it, then sat back and shouted in frustration, "I can't get in!"
I could not help it. I just burst out laughing because he said it like I had downloaded an updated version of my p*ssy and hadn't given him the log-in information.
Needless to say I was very honest and said, "Hmm, weird. Must be the bed."