The lady I take care of at night asked me if I would get her grocery order today.
This is what she asked for: two boxes of strawberry PopTarts, as well as two blueberry and two cinnamon PopTarts, a bag of potato chips, two bags of pretzels, peanut butter, jelly, one bag of cheese twisties, a pack of Oreos, two sleeves of Twix, two sleeves of Baby Ruth, three sleeves of 3 Musketeers, a carton of Marlboro's and THEN she said, "Can you get me some rye bread?"
I said, "I don't think the dollar store carries rye."
She said, "Ohh, I really need rye. It's good for your health."
It was so hard not to burst out laughing.