Sunday, July 12, 2009

Roland Tweet Week

From Doonesbury, Roland Hedley's Tweets:

"I'm about to sneeze. Thoughts?"

On the Michael Jackson funeral coverage:

"Close call here. They ended "We are the World" before I could jimmy open my gun closet and blow my brains out."

Bereaved billions stay home to ogle open coffin of beloved pedophile on live TV. Earth about to get a little bit creepier.

""Service" begins. Millions being paid to work actually watching TV. Loss in global productivity today = GNP of Mexico."

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