When you think "Fourth of July," do you think:
D. Great! Another legitimate excuse to pig out on cake in public!!
If you're a REAL AMERICAN, the answer is, of course, D.
Check out our 4th of July cake. Isn't it beautiful? The perfect colors, the perfect flag shape. Hell, it even has the correct number of stars: six. I think I did a fantastic job on this cake. Picking it out and paying for it, I mean.