Saturday, May 16, 2009

wtFUCK?!

Who the HELL thought giving free Viagra to unemployed people was a good idea?!

They damn well better be handing out free BIRTH CONTROL as well.

Just what we need. Unemployed people with something else they can't afford: babies.

Here are a few more great ideas we should implement during this recession: free alcohol to at AA meetings, free cigarettes to unemployed people with lung cancer and a lifetime supply of candy bars to unemployed gastric bypass patients.

2 comments:

BRUNO said...

But, GODDESS:---"It's for the CHILDREN!"---except THIS time, they mean it literally!!!

Just be glad they haven't asked YOU to be a surrogate mother---YET...!!!

BBC said...

They damn well better be handing out free BIRTH CONTROL as well.If I ran this planet no one on unemployment or welfare could get the benefits unless they were on birth control.

And too make that very clear to them I would point it out in clear terms that if they did make any babies that they would lose such benefits.

What would they do then? I don't give a crap, die for all I care, you can only take the bleeding heart thing so far.