Friday, May 15, 2009

that ain't no way to treat a lady

Hot DAMN! Why didn't I realize all the female offspring were a convenient excuse for me to sleep around with young boys and still come off sounding like a martyr?! Times like this it's almost a shame I like older men, huh?

And I thought the Hiachi Wand was one hell of a strong vibrator.....

5 comments:

The Future Was Yesterday said...

"Times like this it's almost a shame I like older men, huh?"How Old?:)

*Goddess* said...

You had me until the 'new baby' part....LOL!

Anonymous said...

OMG, my legs just vibrated SHUT. Darwinism at its best, kids. And her poor neighbour, witnessing the act. That person is going to need therapy for sure!

Stacey

*Goddess* said...

Stacey, weren't you a tad surprised that they didn't approach her and say, 'hey, maybe that isn't such a good idea?'?! Instead they watched....

Anonymous said...

Aww, I wasn't shocked. It's in our human nature to be curious and voyeuristic. They will probably go home and think about it, and despite the woman's death, will probably become aroused by it, and that will in turn lead to shame and more therapy (doctor, drugs, booze, or all of the above).

Stacey