I went to the fruit stand over the weekend and bought some fresh tomatoes.
When I got to the checkout, the cashier said, "So what are your plans for these tomatoes?"
I'm like, "Excuse me?"
She said, "What do you plan to do with these tomatoes?"
I said, "Well, I thought we'd go dancing, then maybe dinner and a movie."
WTH?! What does one USUALLY do with tomatoes? Who has time to sit around making freaking 'plans' for their fruits and veggies?