Sunday, May 03, 2009

somethings got me started

Comedian Robert Schimmel was arrested for allegedly smacking his wife around. Not that it's earth shattering news to me, but it gives me a chance to mention one of my favorite bits of his.

He talks about having sex for the first time, and touching a woman between the legs. "She put my hand down there. Cuz I didn't want to. I didn't know what that thing it was. There was a hole and a lot of hair around it. That was enough for me. If I saw that out in the woods, I'd go the other way. I wouldn't be sticking my dick in it.................................that's a lie."

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