Sunday, May 31, 2009

I'll never fall for M&M's LIES again!!!

You've heard M&M's catchphrase, right?

"Melts in your hand, not in the trunk of your car on a hott day?"

LIARS!

I decided to hide my chocolate stash in my car this morning--note to self: stop drinking & thinking! Just drink!

When I felt it was safe to sneak into said stash, I reached into the peanut M&M bag and pulled out a handful of chocolatey mush. I was so disgusted I *almost* threw the bag away. But with all those starving children in Africa, that would be downright criminal, so I was forced to eat them with a spoon.


Moral of the story? Damned if I know. And now my belly hurts from all that candy.

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