The cynic in me says, "How much you wanna bet they get married anyway?"
Oh, come on. He's not a stalker, he's just 'dedicated' to the one he loves. I liked how Johnson said, ""I know if sounds a little bit crazy, but my, uh, intuition tells me that we're gonna have a beautiful relationship together." Yeah, cuz nothing says "beautiful relationship" like duct tape and a shot gun.