Thursday, April 30, 2009

scares 'em away more effectively than a gun!

Now that we're dealing with the Big Pig Flu of '09, if you're one of those people who don't like guests dropping in --yes, Bruno, I'm talking to you--try putting several of these in your front yard.


BRUNO said...

Yeah, I can see where it might be quite effective.

But, thus far, the half-dozen human skulls---and the walkway to my porch constructed of repossessed tombstones---seem to be workin' VERY well, thank you....!

*Goddess* said...

LOL! And if the skulls and tombstones don't work, I bet the rifle pointing at them does:)

BRUNO said...

Nah---It's best to ALWAYS use a SHOTGUN at that close of a range!

In all seriousness though---I've only needed to raise the muzzle of ANY weapon three, well, maybe four times, in the 23+ years I've lived here. Generally, just the "willingness-to-use" by appearance will do the trick!

HAH! ME? SERIOUS? When the hell did THAT train roll in??? LOL, of course....!!!