I forgot to mention this dilly of a call I received at work from Female Offspring #3 during our last snowstorm.
FO #3: "MOM! Can I drive up to the mall with my friends?"
Me: "Why aren't you in school?"
FO#3: "Haven't you heard?! It's been canceled because the roads are icy. So can I drive up to the mall?!"
It's kids like this that keep Allstate in business....