....that some male inventor hasn't figured out how to drive his toilet down the street.
A 28-year-old Ohio man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing this lawn mower that he reconfigured with a bar stool. Police said Kile Wygle told them that he had consumed 15 beers on March 4 before he headed out on the vehicle that he said can go up to 38 mph.
Heeeere's your sign!
And I thought the guys who drove their lawn mowers to the Dairy Queen drive thru were weird....