Someone gave me some of those cute little "metaphysical" Baby of Light tops for Female Offspring #8. One reads, "I am love. I am light."
After she wore that a few hours, I found a sticker slapped on her back that read, "I am on sale for $6.95." Ahh, the joys of siblings.
Last week when she was wearing the "joy is in my genes" shirt, they put a sign on her butt that read, "poop is in my jeans".