My new boss is CRAZY about (un)reality shows. The other night she was watching one of those totally unreal housewife shows and a woman was talking about the tenuous state of her marriage.
The guy interviewing her said, "What's the number one thing you love about your husband?"
After much thought, she said, "I love....how he loves me."
BTW, why they call these women "housewives" is beyond me. I've never seen any of them do a lick of house cleaning.