Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down
for a break in their soon-to-be new store.
As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a
few shelves set up.
One said to the other, " I bet any minute now
some senior is going to walk by, put his face to
the window and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth
when, sure enough, a curious senior walked
to the window, had a peek, and in a soft
voice asked "What are you sellin' here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically,
"We're selling ass-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the old timer
said, "You're doing well. Only two left."