Saturday, August 30, 2008

hey, pot, you're black!

The latest John McCain ad shows a picture of Obama and says, “Celebrities don’t need to worry about family budgets.” Like an old fart with seven homes and a millionaire wife does?!

I can just see Mrs. McCain in line at Dollar General rifling through her coupons to get that thirty five cents off of a bottle of Spic 'N Span...

I can't wait for this stupidity to be O-VER.


BBC said...

It can be over, for you, just ignore it all cuz there is nothing you can do about it anyway. Unless you have bombs I don't know about.

BBC said...

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, 'My hands are freezing cold.' The mother replied, 'Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up.' The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.

The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, 'My hands are freezing cold.' The girl replied, 'Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up.' He did and warmed his hands.

The following day, the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, 'My nose is cold.' The girl replied, 'Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up.' He did and warmed his nose.

The next day the boyfriend was again driving the daughter, and he said, 'My penis is frozen solid.' The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother again, and she says to her Mother, 'Have you ever heard of a penis?'

Concerned the mother said, 'Why, yes, Why do you ask?' The daughter replies, They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?