Run the sweeper, kids, and put on your best duds, the Pope is coming! Wouldn’t it have been great if, instead of wasting millions on security and travel to come to the U.S., the Pope instead donated that money to his struggling Catholic schools to keep them open

What?! The Catholic Church helping it’s own parishoners? That’s just ridiculous.

Hmm, Rumsfeld is writing his memoirs. Will he ramble on about the war? Absolutely, yes. Will it be candid? Gosh, of course. Will it annoy the hell out of some people? Golly gee, it will. Will he write the same way he speaks? Lord, I hope not.