Friday, March 28, 2008

hee haw

President George Bush said each one of us would
get a $600.00 tax rebate. It was previously slated to be
$800.00, but they dropped it to a $600.00 tax rebate
because of various budget problems.

Now, if we spend that money at Wal-Mart,
all the money will go to China, if we spend it on
computers, most of the money will go to Korea or India.

If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs

.....and none of these scenarios will help the American

We need to keep that money here in America the
only way to keep that money here at home is to drink beer,
gamble, or spend it on prostitution. Currently it seems that
these are the only businesses still left in the U.S.

I'm Elliot Spitzer and I approve of this message.


BRUNO said...

I don't know about China, but I hear there's still some pretty good CHOCOLATE imported from Germany and other parts of Europe, yet. And, even some of it SUGAR-FREE, for us "others"! Although I don't see Wally-World handling it---too much overhead, not "chintzy" enough!

Try a Walgreens drugstore...!

*Goddess* said...

Chocolate? Hell, I want a male hooker!

BRUNO said...

Why, I didn't know you were into FISHING!

Ya' gotta have a license for that, ya' know...!