WORDS OF WISDOM:
Marge to Homer, after he played hooky from work: "The plant called today and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother to come in Monday."
Homer: "Wooo hooo! Four day weekend!" (The Simpsons)
On Valentine's Day--how apropos--I experienced my first "orgasm headache".
OMG, did that ever hurt. The disgusting thing is
that it hits full force the exact moment you're orgasming, thus robbing you of all the fun you've worked so hard to attain. It lasted about 45 seconds, and here's hoping it's the LAST one I get. The crappy thing is that now I'm rather hesitant to find out...
Because I had to work that extra shift on Tuesday, I actually managed to snag a Friday off. My first since Spring '07.
I told Mr. G that I wanted to go out to dinner because I was soooo hungry for seafood. Naturally, Female Offspring #1 decided to come in this weekend. I said, "You only came home because you knew we were going out to eat!"
She inherited the ability to smell a free meal from her dad. Apparently her skills are much more honed since she can smell one seventy miles away.
Their shrimp was delicious, as were their crab cakes, and guess what? They had pumpkin pie. Figures. Crappy pumpkin pie--you could tell it was just the frozen junk--so I went for the frozen coconut cream pie instead. Delish. After I sat down, I said, "Damn! I forgot to bring my camera so I could take a picture of my food for my blog!" I need to get my camera surgically attached to my body like Mushy and FHB.