Wednesday, December 05, 2007
a snowball's chance in hell
<--Check out these HIDEOUS shoes from that Christmas movie I was telling you about. (I know I'm obsessing, but the woman is DYING, for Pete's sake! That's no excuse for ugly!) If I was dying and one of my offspring brought me these shoes, I'd say, "Honey, I may be dying, but I haven't lost my fashion sense!"
<--Now THESE are a great pair of Christmas shoes!
I wasted a huge portion of the morning playing this. My best score was only 2050 on Level 3. That damn Santa has screwed me over for the last time! HE'S GOING DOWN!!
Tampax is grossing me out with their new slogan "Use your period for good." They talk about how girls in Africa can't attend school when they have their periods because they have no pads. You know damn well Tampax can send these women their product and use it as a charitable tax write-off, and yet they're trying to guilt us into buying their product with this ad campaign. Sorry, Tampax. For years now, I've been using my period for evil and I intend to keep on doing just that.