Saturday, October 27, 2007
i stutter like a broken clutch when you touch me too much
I came home from work this morning and Holly and I took a nice walk in the breezy Fall weather. The leaves were blowing all around and it was only slightly chilly. There wasn't a soul around, and we thoroughly enjoyed it.
I was going to buy some new bath sheets and I asked Mr. G to go to his mother's and see if she had any before I bought them. They're going to sell her house and everything has to be divided anyway. He came home with TWO TOWELS.
50 years+ of marriage and there's two towels, no blankets and not a sheet set in the house. In other words, his greedy ass sister has already cleaned everything out.
Guess what bill arrived early the way it should after I threatened their asses with
the postal inspectors and the BBB? Direct TV. Funny how that stuff works, huh?
Joy Behar made an incredibly stupid statement the other day. They were talking about the wild fires in
California and she said something along the lines of, "Bush took so long to respond to Katrina. Yet he's moving so quickly in California. Why is that?" DUH. Because if he doesn't, he proves that he hasn't learned a damn thing from Katrina.
The Republicans scare me when most of their debate responses consist of berating Hilary Clinton for things she's done. Or hasn't done.
Why not focus on what they plan to do?
I was watching a show on Court TV last night, and a cop stopped an obviously drunk man. He was trying to get him to perform the DUI test where he has to follow the penlight with his eyes only. The guy kept moving his head and the cop was getting rather testy.
Finally the guy said, "There's a reason I can't do this test. I have a glass eye."
The cop said, "Which one is the glass eye?"
And the drunk said, "Both of them are glass."
The cop said, "They can't BOTH be glass!" LOL!!!