Tuesday, October 02, 2007

customer (dis)satisfaction

"Hello, 911? My prostitute did a really sucky job--nono, not the "good" sucky, the "bad" sucky--could you come arrest her?
I feel that for twenty whole dollars I deserve excellent service. Especially when you take into consideration how attractive I am..."


4 comments:

H2o said...

I guess he wanted her to suck him dry...What a dumbass!

*Goddess* said...

Oooo, who WOULDN'T want to--oh, gawd, I can't even say it.

Anonymous said...

Ok, this whole 'demanding quality customer satisfaction' is getting way out of hand, no?

Stacey

*Goddess* said...

Especially when you're only paying $20 and ya look like he does.