Monday, September 24, 2007

watch out for falling prices...and smart ass greeters

Teri sent this hee haw:

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids. She was screaming & yelling obscenities, cursing loudly at the children all the way through the entrance and she continued yelling as she walked into store.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, welcome to Wal-Mart. Cute kids you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say to the greeter, "Hell no, they ain't twins! Oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7, why in the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or are you just plain damn stupid?"

"I'm neither blind, nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just can't believe you got laid twice.
Now you have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."


Mushy said...

Nice hee haw! Loved it!

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The Future Was Yesterday said...

Another Greeter tag line...."I see you did the artificial insemination yourself, and it's a good thing you did - or you'd be childless!"
I see more than a few of those women down here, and it's not just in Walmart, either. As my 96 year old Mom says: "Class" is not mandatory. Far too many people choose to skip it."

*Goddess* said...

Ok, GREAT LINE from your mom, Future. I'm gonna remember that one....and steal it;)

SpongyBones said...

Good one!

~Fathairybastard~ said...

Heard that one. Hilarious!