Teri sent this hee haw:
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids. She was screaming & yelling obscenities, cursing loudly at the children all the way through the entrance and she continued yelling as she walked into store.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, welcome to Wal-Mart. Cute kids you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say to the greeter, "Hell no, they ain't twins! Oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7, why in the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or are you just plain damn stupid?"
"I'm neither blind, nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just can't believe you got laid twice.Now you have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."