South Park re-ran one of my favorite episodes tonight, Christian Rock Hard. The boys are trying to make an album and Cartman thinks they should make a Christian album because "It's the easiest crappiest music in the world, right? If we just play songs about how much we love Jesus, all the Christians will buy our crap!" The guys boot him out and he makes his own Christian album. His songwriting formula? "All we have to do to make Christian songs is take regular old songs and add Jesus stuff to them. [some sheet music is shown. Cartman has already crossed out the original author's name] 'See? All we have to do is cross out words like "baby" and "Darling" and replace them with 'Jesus'."