Jeff Paul sure is a master internet marketer, isn't he? His latest infomercial features two chicks with huge boobs squished into small bras discussing how great Jeff's system is. Jeff doesn't even make the mistake of mucking up the informerical with unattractive men or himself. Just two booby chicks doing a lot of gushing and leaning towards the camera. While I'd like to explain how Jeff's system works, I was so mesmerized by the four boobs that I don't even know what they were selling. Jeff gets an "A" for marketing and the chicks get "D's" for posture. More like DD's....
Gawd, my husband never ceases to amaze me. The monitor on our desktop went and we need a new one. The picture shrunk to the middle of the screen and it's about 1/3 the size it should be. (And I only have about a 13 or 14 inch monitor.)
I tried the whole 'unplugging/replugging/asking Mike South wth was wrong' thing and he decided the monitor was probably shot. I told Mr. G that I'd buy a new one next week with the Labor Day overtime he had or with some of my pay so we wouldn't have to charge it. Last night he said, "Let's hold off on that new monitor. This one is fine."
I'm like, "HONEY! You can barely see the damn picture!"
Oy. I'm buying it because when he gets laid off (or whatever), he's going to want to look at the internet. And if I would have any problem with my laptop, no way in HELL am I going blind trying to work on that monitor. I'm going to have to get a wireless mouse for my laptop, too, so he can use it more easily. He's having problems negotiating the cursor with his finger, and I remember how hard that was for me to learn, too.
I loved The Soup making fun of Ocean Force: Panama City Beach.
The chick that ran up to the car during the traffic stop and sucked face?
Can you say "attention whore"?
They DID show an idiot yelling "Woooo! Spring Break 2007!"
Unfortunately, they didn't show my fav Officer Pettys.