Ok, I can't help LOL'ing @ the line about his shirt being covered in Cheeto dust.....
DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) - A Des Moines man has been charged with a cheesy snack attack on his dad.
The weapon? A bag of Cheetos.
Twenty-two-year-old Patrick Hamman was arrested on a charge of domestic assault after he threw a bag of Cheetos at his father, Michael Hamman, hitting him in the face Sunday night.
Police say the bag hit his father's glasses, causing a cut to the bridge of his nose.
The police report says "Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust."
Police say Patrick, who lives with his father, admitted that he was on methamphetamine at the time of the argument.