Tuesday, September 04, 2007

delicious AND against the law!

Ok, I can't help LOL'ing @ the line about his shirt being covered in Cheeto dust.....

DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) - A Des Moines man has been charged with a cheesy snack attack on his dad.

The weapon? A bag of Cheetos.

Twenty-two-year-old Patrick Hamman was arrested on a charge of domestic assault after he threw a bag of Cheetos at his father, Michael Hamman, hitting him in the face Sunday night.

Police say the bag hit his father's glasses, causing a cut to the bridge of his nose.

The police report says "Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust."

Police say Patrick, who lives with his father, admitted that he was on methamphetamine at the time of the argument.


~Fathairybastard~ said...

Why the hell would the fuzz need to intervene in that? Dad called them about the meth head looser son? Something tells me the Cheetos were just the last straw.

Anonymous said...

Huh? Are they putting methamphetamines in Cheetos now? That must be why their mascot/logo is a speedy fast cheetah. Ah, I see, the sunglasses hide his eyes.

(Goddess, I am in a silly mood tonight.)