Sunday, August 19, 2007

under the lover's sky

Only one more week till school starts!! YAY!!!
I can hardly wai--I mean, awww, I'll miss my little boogers. But it's for the greater good. What with them getting all the book learning..........so they can eventually get a GOOD job and move OUT.

I was invited to join a Google group by a couple of ladies three or four months ago. I joined, but didn't really find the subject matter interesting so I never posted on any sort of regular basis. So this morning one of them sends me an email telling me that if I don't post, I'll be kicked off of the site. Gee, she's breaking my heart.
There's nothing I hate more than a group monitor who's constantly threatening people to post OR ELSE they'll be banished to the ends of the Earth. When they do that, they get a bunch of 'hey, how is everybody?' posts. Granted it is incredibly exciting to hear about people's health problems, but if people have something
to say and they feel comfortable saying it in the forum environment, they will.
In the meantime, leave 'em alone.

Do you think groundhogs care about each other? Say two groundhogs are eating everything in your garden they can get their grubby little paws on. If one groundhog hears the ooh so familiar quiet "snick" of a rifle, do you think he warns his groundhog pal or saves his own ass by hightailing it into the weeds before my da--I mean-- "some guy" blows his head off? Furthermore, do you think a 89 year old man should be shooting a high powered rifle in the first place?
And do you think someone should get their ass kicked by said 89 year old man simply
because she screamed, "RUN, GROUNDHOGS!! HE'S GOT A GUN!!" before he could get a shot off? Just thinking outloud is all.

9 comments:

Mushy said...

Hope that group don't write any erotica...they'll be shit outta luck!

Sorry, couldn't resist!

*Goddess* said...

LOL! Damned straight they would. I *still* haven't finished my cop fantasy. I guess it's good though that it arouses me too much to worry about finishing it....on the keyboard anyway;)

Mushy said...

That's why I lov'ya...you can take a joke!

SpongyBones said...

Groundhogs don't have any feelings at all for one another. They are olny out for themselves. Secretly they run Google groups and like to try to rule the world by picking on women who are too damn lazy to post ... yeah the ones who mae excuses that they are too busy with getting the kids ready for school. Bit of advice. Never appraoch an 80 some yr old man with a rifle. Sometimes people look like groundhogs, all furry and their hearing isn't to good!

~Fathairybastard~ said...

Bring on the porn!

Lin said...

I think that if Da- can still hit a tomato-eating fat little fart first shot/hi cal/head shot then he should keep at it. Maybe that doesn't translate equally as well to the car keys though.

*Goddess* said...

A post is a post, SB!

Oh, and I only approach the old man from behind, very quietly so as not to frighten him. Then I tap him on the shoulder and scream "BOO!" He's only ever shot me once. Like I said, lousy aim.

*Goddess* said...

Ask Mushy, FHB, I'm not big on writing the erotica....lol. Just reading it;)

*Goddess* said...

Well that's the frightening thing, Lin. He stopped driving long ago because he can't see well.....