Ok, in case you haven't heard, the new way to do CPR is JUST DO CHEST COMPRESSIONS. 100 per minute. It was on the Today Show today. Apparently when you stop to do mouth breathing, it takes away blood flow from the brain.
I saw a commercial yesterday for the new Survivor. At the end, Jeff Whatshisface says, "Where will you be when history is made? Again."
Hmm, on the couch, eating chocolate while watching COPS. Again.
I watched "Ocean Force: Panama City" last night on Court TV. Good grief. It was your typical beach show featuring a bunch of drunken bums screaming, "Wooooo! Spring break 2007!" I don't know how cops could stand to work in that atmosphere all the time. Kids vomiting and fighting and getting drunk on a daily basis are NOT anything that would attract me. I had to turn off the sound and watch for cop hottness. I couldn't stand all the "wooooo!" ing. The least they could have done was be original. I would have been screaming "woooooo! hottcops dot blogspot dot com!!!"
One commercial that had me stopping in my tracks the first time I heard it was
the new Clorox ad. The kids are whispering secrets to each other and the one boy begins by saying, "I play with my...." Damn. The first time I heard that I thought, "Oooo, this isn't going to end well." Turns out he plays with his boats in the toilet. Phew! I thought surely he was going to say something else.
As a parent, I don't think any words struck fear in my heart like the words "my mother says..." because you never know how you truly ound until you hear your words coming out of a child's mouth.